Darla Gratch

Darla Gratch was a robot reporter for Channel 64 News, and formerly Channel 2 News. Just as in the Tyhrranoid massacure, she was always on the scene to happily cover the latest galaxy-threatening disaster. She always seemed completely oblivious to the scenes of carnage and chaos around her, and as she signed off, she was nearly always seen about to be eaten, attacked, or otherwise destroyed somehow. How she survived each attack was a mystery, although it was possible that there were many Darla Gratches, or that a new one was created every time that she was destroyed.